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121 " Enter hard times. Exeunt fake friends. "
― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
122 " Marriages fail because they are either taken too seriously or taken for granted. They should be taken rather like coffee – not too cold and not too hot. If too bitter, should be sweetened a little with sugar. If too dark, should be lightened a little with milk. "
123 " A great family consists of a father who is a hard nut to crack, a mother who is a hard nut to chew and children who are hard nuts to swallow. "
124 " Maturity is the ripe fruit of age. "
125 " Music is a weapon. With it, I wage war on depression. I don’t know about you. "
126 " When chasing shadows, what do you pray for the more – speed or stamina? "
127 " If you pass through life without telling stories of the life you passed through, then you've not passed through life. "
128 " Depending on the kind of man he is, he zips down when he sees a woman. Depending on the kind of woman she is, she zips up when she sees a man. Is that what Americans call zip code? "
129 " Dear God, to the dead, give eternal rest. And since there’s no rest for the living, continue to strengthen them. "
130 " Money is not God’s creation. It’s man’s. That’s simply why wealth is not fairly distributed. If only God had said, “Let there be money . . . "
131 " In the beginning, God blessed Nigeria with abundant resources to help her improve her lot. In the end, her leaders used the abundant resources to improve their loot. "
132 " Happiness is a thing of the heart. Pleasure is a thing of the brain. Both are like twins fathered by two different men. "
133 " I do not care what people say about me as long as they speak ill of me when I'm ill, and speak well of me when I'm well. "
134 " In the beginning, God made Nigeria a place to live. In the end, her leaders turned her into a hell of a place to live. "
135 " I have had Coronavirus. I have experienced the lot. When you have it, apart from having died a few times while there was a tiny breath of hell in you, you become just born again. You’re like a new-born baby, helpless and reliant on those around it for everything. "
136 " Time changes with life and life changes with time. "
137 " I am not responsible for the things I see. My eyes are. "
138 " Idleness and laziness are two entirely different things. The former revolts against unemployment. The latter is revolted against by employment. "
139 " Most times the lie you tell your lover or your better half is like the full bladder you empty – you may not want to, but you just have to. "
140 " There are two kinds of money : the one you make without expecting it, and the one you expect without making it. "