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61 " Death is no respecter of persons. Natural disasters are no respecters of nations. "
― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
62 " Borrowing and lending carry equal weight of sorrow. But your sorrow weighs more when you lend what you borrowed. "
63 " Whatever you lent has ceased to be yours until it’s returned to you. "
64 " Money borrowing and money lending are two evil friends that separate two good friends. "
65 " Single parenthood is when, like a soccer goalkeeper, you’re compelled to guard two goalposts at the same time. "
66 " Romantic relationships are like Internet websites where people log in and log out. "
67 " African women manage better with foolish men with full pockets than with wise men with empty pockets. African men manage better with gentle, improvident wives than with bossy breadwinners among wives. "
68 " Boris & Co must have downed so much beer at that party at Number 10 beer-Downing Street. "
69 " Brexit is Britain’s own apple. He ate it and was chased out of Eden. "
70 " You do not realise your child is fast growing only when they have grown taller than you. It’s when you longer have to hold them in their hands to cross a busy road. "
71 " Watching Al Jazeera news is like reading the encyclopaedia. You get to know about all that matters. "
72 " In life, those who find faults will always, by far, outnumber those who find remedies. "
73 " The slave master who gives his slave his freedom has not given him anything new. He has just given him back what he took from him. "
74 " There’s nothing thrilling about a funeral. There’s nothing mournful about a wedding. Both events are as separate as GENTS’ and LADIES’ loos in public buildings. "
75 " Mondays are like the first day in school — you have everything but confidence. "
76 " Crush, infatuation, love . . . these are classified like drinks : low percentage of alcohol, highly alcoholic, very intoxicating. "
77 " Romantic heartbreak is a serious non-contagious disease, requiring no pills or syrups, but curable only by a complete dose of Time. "
78 " Your ex-lover is that person you’re curious about his or her present life. Your present lover is that person you’re curious about his or her past life. "
79 " Starting all over again with your ex-lover is like watching a new movie on an old black-and-white TV. "
80 " Sex is art. Making love is science. Abstaining from both is the art and science of rigid self-denial, which amounts to gross and unforgivable stupidity, thereby making you bereft of the knowledge of art and science. "