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41 " For those of you who do not want to bury the hatchet, have you thought about cremating it? "
― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
42 " Refuse to be part of anything that refuses to be part of you. "
43 " Without the basic need for food, animals would not kill one another. That’s the humanistic aspect of them. But men have killed one another for nothing. That’s the animalistic aspect of them. "
44 " Next time you think about conscience, liken it to cars’ seat belts, which when worn, make you fare better in the journey of life than when not. "
45 " Every man has an ordinary madness in him. Every mad man has an extra-ordinary madness in him. "
46 " During pandemics, there will always be the ayes and the nays. In Noah’s flooding pandemic, the ayes were those who boarded the ark. The nays were those who refused to board it. In today’s Coronavirus pandemic, the ayes are those who have taken the jab. The nays are those who have refused to take it. "
47 " The scientific name for the fear of God is Conscience. "
48 " How does a habitual male drunk confess his devastated sex life? He may say, “Alcohol has turned my relationship with sex into a 50-50 thing. My heart is willing, but my mid section is not quite able”. "
49 " A single parent is one who, despite gender classification, should be sent both Mother’s Day and Father’s Day goodwill messages. "
50 " Climate change is a season. It’s the longest, the coldest, the hottest and the scariest. "
51 " Since Omicron is now everywhere in the world, let's rename it Omnicron. "
52 " The human heart is a piece of great mystery. It has no eyes, yet it sees. It has no mouth, yet it speaks. It has no brain, yet it’s the most cunning thing God ever made. "
53 " Your footprints – you leave them on the sands of time. Your fingerprints – you leave them with the police. "
54 " Some people, even when their brand new shoes pinch like Hell because they're tight, wear them just to show off. Many marriages are that way; they're tight and pinch worse than Hell, but those in them make you believe they taste like Heaven. "
55 " There are two types of Covid-19 vaccines. Live and Let live. Live and Let Die. "
56 " What a horrible year 2021 has been! Rather than be taken to Santas across the world, children are being taken to centres across the world. Oh, yes, vaccination centres. "
57 " Whenever people have asked me to list the books that I have read which have given me the greatest pleasure, I have always failed to do that. The answer I give them is this: I have never in my life fully enjoyed the pleasure of reading. There was a time I had plenty of time to read but had little material available. The next time was when I had loads of material to read but had little time available. "
58 " The world is like a musical band, with all manner of people playing all manner of instruments. Sometimes there's melody, and sometimes there's cacophony. "
59 " The lies politicians tell during peacetime are enough to spark off wars. And the lies they tell during wars are enough to spark off Armageddon. "
60 " The only way to a wicked man’s heart is through surgery. "