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141 " All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. "
― Charlaine Harris , Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2)
142 " I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)
143 " Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool "
144 " So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records? "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead Reckoning (Sookie Stackhouse, #11)
145 " Eric was incensed, to use a good entry from my word of the day Calender. In fact his eyes were almost throwing sparks he was so angry. "This woman has been mine, and she will be mine" he said in tones so definite I thought about checking my rear end for a brand. "
― Charlaine Harris , Definitely Dead (Sookie Stackhouse #6)
146 " Oh. No wonder I'd been sick. I hadn't eaten anything since then. I'm a girl who likes her meals, so it hadn't been a weight-loss tactic. I'd just been too busy bumping from crisis to crisis. Go on the Sookie Stackhouse Narrow Avoidance of Death Diet! Run for your life, and miss meals, too! Exercise plus starvation. "
147 " The security light made me feel safe, though I knew that was an illusion. If there's light, you can just see what's coming for you a little more clearly. "
― Charlaine Harris , From Dead to Worse (Sookie Stackhouse, #8)
148 " I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome. "
― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)
149 " Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn’t read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl? "
― Charlaine Harris , A Touch of Dead (Sookie Stackhouse, #4.1, #4.3, #5.1, #7.1, #8.1)
150 " Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools. "
― Charlaine Harris , Club Dead (Sookie Stackhouse, #3)
151 " Life should imitate romance literature far more often. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead Ever After (Sookie Stackhouse, #13)
152 " When you've been really beaten, you realize that you are just an envelope of skin, an easily penetrated envelope that holds together a lot of fluids and some rigid structures, which in their turn can simply be broken and invaded. "
153 " He picked some unwise words. Saying, “I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord”, is just not the way to make my acquaintance. "
154 " People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it. "
155 " Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead to the World (Sookie Stackhouse, #4)
156 " If Hunter hadn't been there, I would've picked up the phone to call Eric. I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? But I couldn't leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would've felt terrible if I'd ask Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn't think anything about it. In fact, probably he'd have sent Pam. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead in the Family (Sookie Stackhouse, #10)
157 " Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care. "
158 " Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you. "
159 " i hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead as a Doornail (Sookie Stackhouse, #5)
160 " They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem to have something scary crouched behind them, anyway. "