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Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12) QUOTES

Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12) QUOTES

1 " My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. "Oh, wait," Bill said. "That's already happened. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

2 " I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

3 " Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

4 " Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most ... "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

5 " If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.) "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

6 " Trees had died to make these forms, and that seemed a great pity to me. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

7 " What are you, Zen Master Fang? "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

8 " I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

9 " Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

10 " The night swelled with magic; not the beneficent kind of love-magic that sweeps couples away, but the kind of magic that rips and tears, the enchantment that creeps out of the woods and pounces. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

11 " But I have no sex feelings about you, and I kind of feel the sleeping-together thing is just odd. So we're not doing the fairy sleep-athon of comfort anymore. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

12 " That was an idea I didn't want to have. But you can't erase a thought; once you've had it, it's there to stay. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

13 " I could just envision Sam imagining that I wanted him to go out to the lake with me, only to be confronted by Jannalynn and whatever she thought of as a romantic dinner -- live rabbits they could chase together, maybe. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

14 " For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

15 " Do you want a drink?” “You mean synthetic blood,” she said after a slight hesitation. “Yes, that would be nice. A sociable gesture.” “I’m all about the gestures. Bubba, you, too?” “Yes, ma’am, I reckon so,” he said. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

16 " You have a nice day, you hear? "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

17 " But the last few years had taught me that one of my grandmother’s favorite sayings was true. An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

18 " The fae were gone from America. Their departure point? Bon Temps, Louisiana. The woods behind my house. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

19 " Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me, "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)

20 " Eric shone like the moon; he was pale and commanding, and there was a large empty space around him. He was alone. He held out his hand to me, and I took it, to a flare of dismay from the twoeys. "

― Charlaine Harris , Deadlocked (Sookie Stackhouse, #12)