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1 " You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful. "
― Charlaine Harris , Club Dead (Sookie Stackhouse, #3)
2 " It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead to the World (Sookie Stackhouse, #4)
3 " Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.I'd finally found something Eric did poorly. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead as a Doornail (Sookie Stackhouse, #5)
4 " And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that. "
5 " There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged. "
― Charlaine Harris , Definitely Dead (Sookie Stackhouse #6)
6 " My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'. "
7 " Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring. "
8 " Then was ashamed of myself. I should be happy for what I'd been given. I hoped God hadn't noticed my lapse in appreciation. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)
9 " You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any less of a miracle. Which is just another word for magic. We’re all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic’s just a little different from yours, that’s all. "
― Charlaine Harris
10 " A piece of happiness should never be taken as due. "
11 " By the time Bones announced it was Tammy's turn, I'd fallen in love with him all over again. Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him. "
― Charlaine Harris , Death's Excellent Vacation
12 " We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you. "
13 " So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman "
― Charlaine Harris , Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2)
14 " I’d never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues. "
15 " Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied. "
16 " Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse, #1)
17 " In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could. "
18 " The full moon symbol on my calendar no longer seemed to be a period marking the end of something, but just another way of counting time. "
19 " If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up. "
20 " Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. "
