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1 " Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.I'd finally found something Eric did poorly. "
― Charlaine Harris , Dead as a Doornail (Sookie Stackhouse, #5)
2 " My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'. "
3 " Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring. "
4 " Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied. "
5 " In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could. "
6 " The full moon symbol on my calendar no longer seemed to be a period marking the end of something, but just another way of counting time. "
7 " I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on. "
8 " My bullshit metre is reading that as false'. "
9 " Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople. "
10 " Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of. "
11 " You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were. "
12 " You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you. "
13 " i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric "
14 " i hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me. "
15 " They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem to have something scary crouched behind them, anyway. "
16 " Lies will come back to bite you in the butt "
17 " There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger. "
18 " Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one. "
19 " Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them. "
20 " we had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had. "
