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81 " My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull "
― Josh Stern
82 " If you're going to walk down the aisle together, best to go single file "
― Josh Stern , And That’s Why I’m Single
83 " Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." "
84 " You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds "
85 " I'd rather be a nodding acquaintance, than a bobble head "
86 " Most of us need something not to walk away from "
87 " I like my coffee like I like myself....making rustling noises inside a burlap bag "
88 " Don't take me under your wing and tell me that scent is duck sauce "
89 " If you can't beat them, conjoin them "
90 " Every rule has an exception, and it's usually remedial "
91 " Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other? "
92 " If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the rhetorical question "
93 " I have a keen sense of the oblivious "
94 " I might feel ten feet tall, but I wouldn't touch you with my pole "
95 " Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff "
96 " Never borrow trouble, the payback's a bitch "
97 " I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac "
98 " As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father? "
99 " 'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted! "
100 " If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that.... "