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21 " Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what "
― Josh Stern , And That’s Why I’m Single
22 " If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse "
23 " At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control "
24 " Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them "
― Josh Stern
25 " The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1 "
26 " Never be paralyzed by fear, just by falling off a cliff "
27 " Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert "
28 " Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job "
29 " I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing.... "
30 " If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody "
31 " To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it "
32 " Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity "
33 " If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried "
34 " The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one "
35 " Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth "
36 " Only the good die young, the bad petite-mort "
37 " Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette "
38 " Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle "
39 " If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp? "
40 " Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of "