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1 " I resent the slandering of my good name - especially when I have so many bad ones available. "
― John King
2 " Avoid panic buying. Depending on interest rates, it's often more cost effective to lease panic instead. "
3 " If the world will never be the same again, the world will never be the same, again. "
4 " My word is my blonde. "
5 " When upon the ArkIt came time to embarkIf only his family and NoahHad been a little sloah "
6 " It's not polite to have a point. "
7 " We all have our pet peeves. But mine have won Best of Breed twelve years running. "
8 " The fact that someone disagrees with me doesn't make that person evil or stupid. To disagree with me they would have to be evil or stupid already. "
9 " This is the bottom of the shit heap this city. They can keep their Boys From the Blackstuff and Derek Hatton. I'd die in a place like this after growing up in London. I mean, London's shit, but it's home and nothing like Liverpool. This city has to be the arsehole of England. I don't blame Yosser Hughes for nutting everything in sight. I'd have done the same. "
― John King , The Football Factory
10 " We look at a couple of lads as they walk into the pub, Jim Barnes from Slough and someone I don't recognise. A tall bloke with a silver earring who looks knackered with a bruised right eye and cuts along his knuckles. Must've had a good Friday night. "
11 " Interpersonal skills are like database management systems: being a good listener is about routing incoming requests to an appropriate service handler. "
12 " The time? It's about twelve o'pocalypse. "
13 " They also never cease to amaze, who never start. "
14 " You've got to take your chances in life, don't ignore the opportunities when they crop up as you don't get that many, every little helps, the small victories are important because that's your lot. "
15 " At the atomic level, the glass is 99.99% empty space. Hope this helps. "
16 " Luck be at least genderfluid tonight. "
17 " Collide o' scope (n.) Any project for which more than one organization defines requirements. "
18 " The rush is there and my body tingles. Sounds funny but it's true. It's better than shafting a bird. Better than speeding. Mark's head is a mess but the bleeding has stopped. My knuckles are bruised and Rod's eyes have gone a bit mental looking. We join the crush trying to get into the ground and we can hear the constant chant of CHELSEA. This is what life's all about. Tottenham away. Love it. "
19 " It takes about half a second to say the word 'jiffy.' That's how long a jiffy should officially be. "
20 " Avoid security services that define 'current intelligence' in terms of amperes. "
