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161 " I was born free. Looking back, I should've at least charged expenses. "
― John King
162 " Given a choice between two evils, that's already three. "
163 " I'm against anyone dictating morality, no matter who they are. Stop being lazy and type it yourself. "
164 " Shhh ... I heard I thought something. "
165 " I assume the person who first said 'to coin a phrase' said it twice in a row. "
166 " I love you airconditionally. "
167 " Nothing to be here, move along. "
168 " I've fixed the bugs in my time machine prototype. Next step: get the idea to build a time machine prototype. "
169 " We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio. "
170 " If we were as dedicated to our religion as we are to supporting our favorite sports team, we could have twice as many tailgate parties! "
171 " Threat management' is a redundancy. "
172 " Coventry are fuck all. They've got a shit team and shit support. Hitler had the right idea when he flattened the place. "