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61 " When they take their clothes off, everyone's in drag. "
― John King
62 " I always think before I speak. I always think "I think I'll speak now. "
63 " You can be twice as tasty without the show. Just do the business and piss off before you're spotted. "
― John King , The Football Factory
64 " Fate loves the fearless – especially with pesto. "
65 " As if our lives weren't tattoos. "
66 " Normalize using the word 'normalize' less than 200 times a day. "
67 " The Law of Times. It's the best of times plus the worst of times times 1/(the total number of times) pretty much all the time. "
68 " Necessity is the mother-in-law of patents. "
69 " The term 'minimalism' is too long. "
70 " I'm all for situation awareness, as long as the situation doesn't start getting ideas. "
71 " It really was shocking, as though the world was going mad, people turning in on themselves and falling prey to wicked thoughts. "
72 " The key to fostering effective workplace collaboration is to be aware of the hole person. "
73 " A thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs. "
74 " My book is being made into a film. The pages are being recycled into cellulose acetate fiber for use in the manufacture of transparent coating material. "
75 " Let's schedule a meeting to disgust the proposal. - At the UN "
76 " Risk management? With pleasure! "
77 " The fact that not one has ever laughed tells us much about computers. Either that, or it tells us much about our jokes. "
78 " Today is International Abolish International Days Day. "
79 " Life's a pitch, then you spy. "
80 " Switzerland's policy of non-aggression applies solely to military matters, and does not extend to its chocolate. "