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The Mortdecai Trilogy (Charlie Mortdecai #1-3) QUOTES

The Mortdecai Trilogy (Charlie Mortdecai #1-3) QUOTES

1 " Bed is the only place for protracted telephoning. It is also execellently suited to reading, sleeping and listening to canaries. It is not a good place for sex: sex should take place in armchairs, or in bathrooms, or on lawns which have been brushed but not too recently mown, or on sandy beaches if you happen to have been circumcised. If you are too tired to have intercourse except in bed you are probably too tired anyway and should be husbanding your strength. "

― Kyril Bonfiglioli , The Mortdecai Trilogy (Charlie Mortdecai #1-3)

2 " It was still only nine o'clock when I set off on the last leg of my journey, feeling old and dirty and incapable. You probably know the feeling if you are over eighteen. "

― Kyril Bonfiglioli , The Mortdecai Trilogy (Charlie Mortdecai #1-3)