Home > Work > The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1) QUOTES

The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1) QUOTES

1 " You put those goddamn pants back on this instant,” I thunder, taking a step forward. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

2 " I know you love me.” Wistful and filled with wonder. “I love you, too.”

Somehow, it’s not enough. “For real though, babe. The only person I love more than you is myself.”

A loud laugh fills the otherwise darkened room. “Oh my god, tell me you did not just say that.”

Am I missing something here? “What’s so damn funny? I’m being serious.”

“The only person you love more than me is you?”

“Yeah, so?”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“But you love me?”

“So much. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

3 " Shhhh,” she admonishes. “Quiet please. When you talk, it makes me want to slap some sense into you.” Her "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

4 " I plan to intern for a law firm in my hometown next summer with the hopes of getting a job in their human resources department. Then I’m going to buy a house with Jameson and we’re going to live together, get married, and make cardigan-wearing babies. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

5 " I wonder if life is going outside to have a smoke right now, because it just got done fucking me. Fucking me hard. Logically, "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

6 " Mouse, meet cat. Meow. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

7 " Do you feel that, Jameson?” he implores breathlessly. “Can you feel it beating?”
I can.
“That’s for you. No one else makes me feel this way; no one has ever made me feel this way. No woman. No coach. No opponent makes my heart race the way. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

8 " Be gentle with me, James. I haven’t had sex with anyone since before Utah. I’ve done so much jerking off my junk is chafed—legit chafed. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

9 " I lean down to kiss her smiling lips, heft my bag, and shoulder into the hotel room. “Wow. Place looks just how we left it.”

“Yup.” Jameson pops her P with a loud smack. “Same bed, same dresser, same tiny bathroom.”

“Ah yes, the tiny bathroom of sin, scene of all masturbatory emissions.” My laugh fills the outdated hotel room as I walk to the dresser to set my things down. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

10 " Brace yourself, Jim; I’m going to date the shit out of you. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

11 " I saunter closer, approaching her cautiously, much like you'd approach a stray dog, or a girl you know is on her period - warily, guardedly. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

12 " Not that I mind white granny panties; they all slip down a woman's thighs the same way: slowly and with a sweet satisfying sound when they hit the floor. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

13 " Sweetheart, Oz is a nickname. Haven’t you googled me yet?”
Amused blue eyes roll. “I’m sure you google yourself enough for the both of us.”

Shit, she’s right. I do google myself a lot. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

14 " Do you want to go for a run?” “Do you?” Her nose wrinkles. “Um no—I was just trying to be supportive.” “You would go running with me to be supportive?” “Um…no, but I would hold the stopwatch while you ran around the block, throw a cup of water on you when you ran past? "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

15 " The sadistic creep knows his stare is making my skin crawl. He relishes the fact. Guys like him? Surely college will be a short blip on the roadmap of his life, a pit stop on the way to bullying co-workers, business partners, and probably women. This guy? He’s a douchebag—one with a capital D. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

16 " You don’t seem to shock very easily.” I’m referring to our meeting in the hallway, when the redhead was grabbing my cock. “No, I don’t. My mom does porn, so…” She shrugs nonchalantly, dragging out her sentence. “You ain’t got nothin’ I haven’t ever seen in one of her movies.” The bombshell has my eyes bugging out of my skull and I practically leap out of my chair. “What!” A burst of laughter spills from her lips and before I know it, she’s sputtering. Falling out of her seat, waving her hands around, trying to calm herself. “Sit down, sit down, I’m kidding. Oh my god, you should see your face.” “You’re an asshole.” “So you keep saying.” The smirk returns. “It’s like looking in the mirror, isn’t it? "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

17 " How far do you wanna go?” She moans when I give her ass a smack, rubbing the sting away in slow circles. “All the way.” I bury my head at the base of her throat, groaning, grinding my erection against her stomach. “Tell me what you what James; tell me and I’ll do it.” “I want to spend the night. This isn’t a booty call.” She rattles off demands. “This isn’t a one-night stand. I want respect. You do not get to kick me out afterward, or in the morning. I want breakfast and I want you in the kitchen cooking it for me.” The pads of my palms continue stroking her brilliant backside, pulling her in flush. “How do waffles sound? "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

18 " The girl hums out a dismissive, “Mmm hmm,” and resumes pushing her fingertip along the lined notebook paper, all without glancing up at me. It’s really fucking annoying. I mean, my pride is taking a real beating here. It’s not everyday that I’m dismissed, and certainly not by some nobody in the damn library, a dull classmate with a long stick shoved up her entitled ass. Do "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

19 " Fine. I might have accidentally google stalked him. Accidentally. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)

20 " Is sex all you ever think about? You’re relentless.”
“No, it’s not all I ever think about, but I swear, something about those goddamn sweaters of yours make me stupid. "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)