" Do you want to go for a run?” “Do you?” Her nose wrinkles. “Um no—I was just trying to be supportive.” “You would go running with me to be supportive?” “Um…no, but I would hold the stopwatch while you ran around the block, throw a cup of water on you when you ran past? "

― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)