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1 " If you already know the answer, why are you trying to make me say it?""Because I'm a girl, an that's what we do. "
― Sara Ney , Things Liars Say (#ThreeLittleLies, #1)
2 " You put those goddamn pants back on this instant,” I thunder, taking a step forward. "
― Sara Ney , The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)
3 " I shrug. "Because I only hang out with you? And other women. Come on - what guy wants to approach a gaggle of girlfriends out in public?"We're an intimidating bunch when we're at a bar for drinks: loud, obnoxious, and out for a good time - not to pick up men. Well, they're not. I occasionally am, but I'm the only one who's single (and ready to mingle), despite the bloat in my stomach and the oozing goop coming from the corner of my mouth. "
― Sara Ney , Bachelor Society (The Bachelors Club, #1)
4 " I know you love me.” Wistful and filled with wonder. “I love you, too.”Somehow, it’s not enough. “For real though, babe. The only person I love more than you is myself.”A loud laugh fills the otherwise darkened room. “Oh my god, tell me you did not just say that.”Am I missing something here? “What’s so damn funny? I’m being serious.”“The only person you love more than me is you?”“Yeah, so?”“You’re ridiculous.”“But you love me?”“So much. "
5 " Shhhh,” she admonishes. “Quiet please. When you talk, it makes me want to slap some sense into you.” Her "
6 " I plan to intern for a law firm in my hometown next summer with the hopes of getting a job in their human resources department. Then I’m going to buy a house with Jameson and we’re going to live together, get married, and make cardigan-wearing babies. "
7 " If you gave me a hickey, this little affair is over.”“If I gave you a hickey, it means you’re fucking mine. "
― Sara Ney , Love, Sincerely, Yours
8 " Nerd alert!” I tease, pointing a finger at myself, “I just bought a new book, and I’ve been waiting for it to release for nine months – nine! That’s a damn eternity in romance novel years. You’re lucky I dragged myself off the couch. "
― Sara Ney , Jock Row (Jock Hard, #1)
9 " I dig into my Chinese food with my fork, pretending not to listen – but if I were a GIF, I’d be the Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theatre one, so engrossed am I. "
10 " I wonder if life is going outside to have a smoke right now, because it just got done fucking me. Fucking me hard. Logically, "
11 " The best part of me is you, Violet. "
― Sara Ney , The Failing Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #2)
12 " I scowl. “What are you laughing at?” “You trying to be nice.” “I’m not nice.”“That’s why I say trying. "
13 " Mouse, meet cat. Meow. "
14 " Do you feel that, Jameson?” he implores breathlessly. “Can you feel it beating?” I can. “That’s for you. No one else makes me feel this way; no one has ever made me feel this way. No woman. No coach. No opponent makes my heart race the way. "
15 " But you’re not jaded—not like me. I’m a beautiful mess.” Rough thumbs tenderly stroke my cheeks. “You’re just beautiful.” His "
16 " Be gentle with me, James. I haven’t had sex with anyone since before Utah. I’ve done so much jerking off my junk is chafed—legit chafed. "
17 " In alcohol’s defense, I’m done some pretty stupid shit while completely sober, too.” - kushandwizdom "
― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)
18 " I lean down to kiss her smiling lips, heft my bag, and shoulder into the hotel room. “Wow. Place looks just how we left it.”“Yup.” Jameson pops her P with a loud smack. “Same bed, same dresser, same tiny bathroom.”“Ah yes, the tiny bathroom of sin, scene of all masturbatory emissions.” My laugh fills the outdated hotel room as I walk to the dresser to set my things down. "
19 " Brace yourself, Jim; I’m going to date the shit out of you. "
20 " I don’t care where we eat. As long as it’s not one of the 12 places you just named.” - Someecards.com "
