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21 " The receptionist laughs. “Relax. It just means you’re a first-time visitor here at Gray Holdings. "
― Andrew Shaffer , Fifty-one Shades: A Parody (First Three Chapters)
22 " She hands me a security badge that says VIRGIN. How could she know that I’m a virgin? Is it that obvious? “How did you – "
23 " I arrive at the Gray Holdings headquarters in downtown Seattle two hours later. The building is a ginormous 175-story office building that juts into the sky like a glass and steel erection. It’s fifteen minutes until two when I arrive – just in time for the interview. I walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is also floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me, because buildings back in Portland are made of grass and mud. "