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1 " I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments. "
― P.G. Wodehouse , Love Among the Chickens (Ukridge, #1)
2 " The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide. "
3 " It is the bungled crime that brings remorse. "
4 " Have you ever seen a man, woman, or child who wasn’t eating an egg or just going to eat an egg or just coming away from eating an egg? I tell you, the good old egg is the foundation of daily life. Stop the first man you meet in the street and ask him which he’d sooner lose, his egg or his wife, and see what he says! "
5 " Conversationally, I am like a clockwork toy. I have to be set going. "
6 " I was in that painful condition which occurs when one has lost one's first wind and has not yet got one's second. "
7 " All nice girls sketch a little. "
8 " The coops were finished. They were not masterpieces, and I have seen chickens pause before them in deep thought, as who should say: "Now what in the world have we struck here?" But they were coops, within the meaning of the act, and we induced the hens to become tenants. "
9 " He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.""He's always taking something - generally food. "
10 " I went into the kitchen ten minutes back. The cat was sitting on the mat." Beale's narrative style closely resembled that of a certain book I had read in my infancy. I wish I could remember its title. It was a well-written book. "