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121 " I have a totally unhealthy and unrealistic fear of being eaten by a great white shark. This is because I belong to a very specific demographic called American Child Whose Parents Made the Ill-Advised Decision To Allow Her To Watch the Movie Jaws At a Sleepover During Her Formative Years. "
― Elle Lothlorien , Alice in Wonderland
122 " You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word ‘motel. "
123 " Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal—all those places perfect for dying of exposure. "
124 " Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. "
125 " I try not to laugh too loud, afraid a bark-like noise will be mistaken by any great whites lurking in the area as the distress call of a juvenile seal. "
126 " Locals. They’ll eventually get out. They’re annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it’s closed. ‘Cause some kid pooped in the water. "
127 " Hey…you don’t look like a rabbit. "
128 " I grimace, thinking someone should come up with a new phrase for 'I left the ocean without a kiwi-sized chunk of my lower-left butt cheek' to replace the rather nebulous term 'exploratory bite. "
129 " We’re late. For a VERY important date "
130 " Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay? "
131 " Must be the hair then. And the name change. And your new piss-poor attitude. Because every once in a while, I look at you and I don’t see a Baby Doll anymore. I just see Alice Faye Dahl, Poker Champion Badass. With obvious, heavy influences from Ronald McDonald, of course. "
132 " LIFE ISN’T ABOUT HOW TO SURVIVE THE STORM, IT’S ABOUT HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN "