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Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9) QUOTES

Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9) QUOTES

1 " Then was ashamed of myself. I should be happy for what I'd been given. I hoped God hadn't noticed my lapse in appreciation. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

2 " I'll show up at every classroom open house and teacher conference,' she said, now in a voice that was almost frightening in its intensity. 'I'll bake brownies. My child will have new clothes. Her shoes will fit. She'll get her shots, and she'll get her braces. We'll start a college fund next week. I'll tell her I love her every damn day.'

If that wasn't a great plan for being a good mother, I couldn't imagine what a better one could be. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

3 " You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

4 " And you are mine, and you will be mine. They
will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

5 " When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

6 " Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve dealt out? There’s no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

7 " Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

8 " The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

9 " If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

10 " I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

11 " Darling you can nail my ass anytime - Eric Northman "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

12 " I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

13 " Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

14 " He picked some unwise words. Saying, “I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord”, is just not the way to make my acquaintance. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

15 " As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd known him: the first vampire I'd ever met, the first man I'd ever gone to bed with, the first suitor I'd ever loved. Everything that followed had tainted those memories, but for one moment I saw him clearly, and I loved him again. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

16 " I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS? "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

17 " I added to my mental list of the odd things I'd done that day. I'd entertained the police, sunbathed, visited at a mall with some fairies, weeded and killed someone. Now it was powdered-corpse removal time. And the day wasn't over yet. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

18 " Sookie: "Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to you." Eric: Darling, you can nail my ass anytime," he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table. Pam rolled her eyes. "You two," she said. "Hey this isn't any of my doing," I said, which wasn't entirely true. But it was a good exit line, and I took advantage of it to leave the bar. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

19 " What had set the fae world off? I`d never seen one. Now you couldn`t throw a trowel without hitting a fairy. "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)

20 " The fundamentalists were equally stymied. “We were worried about Adam and Steve,” a Baptist minister said. “Should we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy? "

― Charlaine Harris , Dead and Gone (Sookie Stackhouse #9)