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17 " RubyMars: Have you heard anything else about when you’re leaving for good?

AHall80: Not yet, but everything seems to be on schedule. Should be about 8 weeks. The longest 8 weeks of my life.

RubyMars: I’m sure.

AHall80: I want a shitty, greasy, deep dish pizza like you can’t imagine. I can already taste it.

AHall80: A hot shower… a real bed… AC everywhere…

RubyMars: Clean clothes?

AHall80: Clean clothes. Clean socks. No sand.

RubyMars: Clean underwear.

RubyMars: No sand? I thought you were planning on going to the beach?

AHall80: The beach is different. There’s water. It isn’t just desert and more desert.

RubyMars: I guess that makes sense.

RubyMars: My brother said once that his goal is to never see sand in his life again.

AHall80: For real.

RubyMars: What I didn’t finish saying was that he said that, but he’s gone to Cancun twice with his boyfriend, LOL.

AHall80: It’s different. I’m over this sand shit.

AHall80: Never again

RubyMars: Does that mean you’re dead set on not re-enlisting?

AHall80: …

RubyMars: Whatever you want. I’m not judging. We don’t have to talk about it.

AHall80: It’s not that I don’t want to talk about it…

RubyMars: But you don’t want to talk about it.

AHall80: :] Basically.

RubyMars: I’ll change the subject then.

RubyMars: Have you gone #2 lately?

AHall80: Three days ago.

RubyMars: Are you joking?

AHall80: I wish.

RubyMars: AARON

AHall80: I know. I KNOW.

RubyMars: Does it hurt?

AHall80: Uh, when it comes out?

RubyMars: Omg

RubyMars: Aaron

RubyMars: I meant your stomach.

RubyMars: Does your stomach hurt?

RubyMars: I can’t breathe

RubyMars: Or type

RubyMars: I didn’t mean your… rectum.

RubyMars: Aaron?

RubyMars: Aaron?

RubyMars: Are you there?

RubyMars: AARON?

AHall80: You’re not the only one who couldn’t breathe or type.

RubyMars: LMAO I’m crying.

AHall80: me too

AHall80: me too

RubyMars: I mean… you can tell me if your butt hurts too, I guess.

AHall80: Ruby, stop

RubyMars: Seriously. You can tell me. I won’t judge.

RubyMars: It happens.

RubyMars: I think.

AHall80: Stop

RubyMars: I can’t breathe

AHall80: I don’t know when the last time I laughed so hard was.

AHall80: Everyone is looking at me wondering wtf happened.

RubyMars: Your rectum happened

AHall80: BYE

RubyMars: I can’t stop laughing

AHall80: You’re never hearing from me again

RubyMars: There are tears coming out of my eyes.

AHall80: Bye. I’ll write you again when I find my balls.

RubyMars: It was nice knowing you.

AHall80: BYE "

Mariana Zapata , Dear Aaron