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" I’m taking your love of MILF porn to the grave with me, don’t worry.”
He stared at me, unblinking, unflinching. And then: “I’ll cut the power at the house when you’re in the shower,” he said so evenly, so crisply, it took me a second to realize he was threatening me… And when it finally did hit me, I burst out laughing, smacking his inner thigh without thinking twice about it.
“Who does that?”
Aiden Graves, husband of mine, said it, “Me. "
― Mariana Zapata , The Wall of Winnipeg and Me