" RubyMars: Have you heard anything else about when you’re leaving for good?
AHall80: Not yet, but everything seems to be on schedule. Should be about 8 weeks. The longest 8 weeks of my life.
RubyMars: I’m sure.
AHall80: I want a shitty, greasy, deep dish pizza like you can’t imagine. I can already taste it.
AHall80: A hot shower… a real bed… AC everywhere…
RubyMars: Clean clothes?
AHall80: Clean clothes. Clean socks. No sand.
RubyMars: Clean underwear.
RubyMars: No sand? I thought you were planning on going to the beach?
AHall80: The beach is different. There’s water. It isn’t just desert and more desert.
RubyMars: I guess that makes sense.
RubyMars: My brother said once that his goal is to never see sand in his life again.
AHall80: For real.
RubyMars: What I didn’t finish saying was that he said that, but he’s gone to Cancun twice with his boyfriend, LOL.
AHall80: It’s different. I’m over this sand shit.
AHall80: Never again
RubyMars: Does that mean you’re dead set on not re-enlisting?
AHall80: …
RubyMars: Whatever you want. I’m not judging. We don’t have to talk about it.
AHall80: It’s not that I don’t want to talk about it…
RubyMars: But you don’t want to talk about it.
AHall80: :] Basically.
RubyMars: I’ll change the subject then.
RubyMars: Have you gone #2 lately?
AHall80: Three days ago.
RubyMars: Are you joking?
AHall80: I wish.
RubyMars: AARON
AHall80: I know. I KNOW.
RubyMars: Does it hurt?
AHall80: Uh, when it comes out?
RubyMars: Omg
RubyMars: Aaron
RubyMars: I meant your stomach.
RubyMars: Does your stomach hurt?
RubyMars: I can’t breathe
RubyMars: Or type
RubyMars: I didn’t mean your… rectum.
RubyMars: Aaron?
RubyMars: Aaron?
RubyMars: Are you there?
RubyMars: AARON?
AHall80: You’re not the only one who couldn’t breathe or type.
RubyMars: LMAO I’m crying.
AHall80: me too
AHall80: me too
RubyMars: I mean… you can tell me if your butt hurts too, I guess.
AHall80: Ruby, stop
RubyMars: Seriously. You can tell me. I won’t judge.
RubyMars: It happens.
RubyMars: I think.
AHall80: Stop
RubyMars: I can’t breathe
AHall80: I don’t know when the last time I laughed so hard was.
AHall80: Everyone is looking at me wondering wtf happened.
RubyMars: Your rectum happened
AHall80: BYE
RubyMars: I can’t stop laughing
AHall80: You’re never hearing from me again
RubyMars: There are tears coming out of my eyes.
AHall80: Bye. I’ll write you again when I find my balls.
RubyMars: It was nice knowing you.
AHall80: BYE "
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![Mariana Zapata quote : RubyMars: Have you heard anything else about when you’re leaving for good?<br /><br />AHall80: Not yet, but everything seems to be on schedule. Should be about 8 weeks. The longest 8 weeks of my life.<br /><br />RubyMars: I’m sure.<br /><br />AHall80: I want a shitty, greasy, deep dish pizza like you can’t imagine. I can already taste it.<br /><br />AHall80: A hot shower… a real bed… AC everywhere…<br /><br />RubyMars: Clean clothes?<br /><br />AHall80: Clean clothes. Clean socks. No sand.<br /><br />RubyMars: Clean underwear.<br /><br />RubyMars: No sand? I thought you were planning on going to the beach?<br /><br />AHall80: The beach is different. There’s water. It isn’t just desert and more desert.<br /><br />RubyMars: I guess that makes sense.<br /><br />RubyMars: My brother said once that his goal is to never see sand in his life again.<br /><br />AHall80: For real.<br /><br />RubyMars: What I didn’t finish saying was that he said that, but he’s gone to Cancun twice with his boyfriend, LOL.<br /><br />AHall80: It’s different. I’m over this sand shit.<br /><br />AHall80: Never again<br /><br />RubyMars: Does that mean you’re dead set on not re-enlisting?<br /><br />AHall80: …<br /><br />RubyMars: Whatever you want. I’m not judging. We don’t have to talk about it.<br /><br />AHall80: It’s not that I don’t want to talk about it…<br /><br />RubyMars: But you don’t want to talk about it.<br /><br />AHall80: :] Basically.<br /><br />RubyMars: I’ll change the subject then.<br /><br />RubyMars: Have you gone #2 lately?<br /><br />AHall80: Three days ago.<br /><br />RubyMars: Are you joking?<br /><br />AHall80: I wish.<br /><br />RubyMars: AARON<br /><br />AHall80: I know. I KNOW.<br /><br />RubyMars: Does it hurt?<br /><br />AHall80: Uh, when it comes out?<br /><br />RubyMars: Omg<br /><br />RubyMars: Aaron<br /><br />RubyMars: I meant your stomach.<br /><br />RubyMars: Does your stomach hurt?<br /><br />RubyMars: I can’t breathe<br /><br />RubyMars: Or type<br /><br />RubyMars: I didn’t mean your… rectum.<br /><br />RubyMars: Aaron?<br /><br />RubyMars: Aaron?<br /><br />RubyMars: Are you there?<br /><br />RubyMars: AARON?<br /><br />AHall80: You’re not the only one who couldn’t breathe or type.<br /><br />RubyMars: LMAO I’m crying.<br /><br />AHall80: me too<br /><br />AHall80: me too<br /><br />RubyMars: I mean… you can tell me if your butt hurts too, I guess.<br /><br />AHall80: Ruby, stop<br /><br />RubyMars: Seriously. You can tell me. I won’t judge.<br /><br />RubyMars: It happens.<br /><br />RubyMars: I think.<br /><br />AHall80: Stop<br /><br />RubyMars: I can’t breathe<br /><br />AHall80: I don’t know when the last time I laughed so hard was.<br /><br />AHall80: Everyone is looking at me wondering wtf happened.<br /><br />RubyMars: Your rectum happened<br /><br />AHall80: BYE<br /><br />RubyMars: I can’t stop laughing<br /><br />AHall80: You’re never hearing from me again<br /><br />RubyMars: There are tears coming out of my eyes.<br /><br />AHall80: Bye. I’ll write you again when I find my balls.<br /><br />RubyMars: It was nice knowing you.<br /><br />AHall80: BYE](/image/2317548.jpg)