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Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5) QUOTES

Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5) QUOTES

1 " Do not chase boys. Chasing boys is bad. Chasing boys can lead to horrible things like mansions going up into flames, hand amputations, and blindness. So have some self respect and don't let things get too far before the wedding day. "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

2 " I can command the Royal Genovian Air Force," Grandmère supposedly replied. "As well as the Royal Genovian Navy. But the one thing in the world I have no control over, Helen, is your womb. Now come along. "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

3 " How many times do I have to tell you, Amelia? Men are like little woodland creatures. You have to lure them to you with tiny breadcrumbs and soft words of encouragement. You cannot simply whip out a rock and conk them over the head with it. "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

4 " Instead of being wakened to the sound of birdsong, like princesses in books, I was wakened to the sound of Rommel shrieking as Fat Louie beat him senseless for getting into his bowl of Fancy Feast. "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

5 " to the Future: If Michael J. Fox doesn’t get his parents together by the prom, he might not ever be BORN!!!!!!!!! Proving the importance of the prom from both a societal as well as a BIOLOGICAL point of view! "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

6 " My prom life is over. And so, I am afraid, is my life. "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

7 " I'd asked Dad for the millionth time if, now that I had a baby brother, I could stay in New York.........and Dad for the millionth time replied I had signed a contract and had to stick to it; when Michael said "Actually, sir, legally, minors can't enter into contracts, and so according to New York State law, you cannot hold Mia to any document she might have signed, as she was under sixteen at the time, making it invalid. "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

8 " God made us sisters, but life made us friends. "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

9 " Because it is bad enough living with a neurotic cat, a drum-playing Algebra teacher, and a woman in her last trimester of pregnancy. Throw in a dowager princess of Genovia, and I’m sorry: Book me a room on the twenty-first floor of Bellevue, because it’s the funny farm for me. "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)

10 " Helen Thermopolis: Frank, I’m pregnant. Mr. Gianini: Oh. Okay. What do you want to do? Helen Thermopolis: Marry you. Mr. Gianini: Okay. HELLO!!!!!!!!! Where is the romance in THAT???? “Frank, I’m pregnant, let’s get married.” “Okay.” AAAAACKKKK!!!! How about: Helen Thermopolis: Frank, the seed from your loins has sprung to fruition in my womb. Mr. Gianini: Helen, I have never heard such joyous news in all of my thirty-seven years. Will you do me the very great honor of becoming my bride, my soul mate, my life partner? Helen Thermopolis: Yes, my sweet protector. Mr. Gianini: My life! My hope! My love!(KISS) "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)