" Helen Thermopolis: Frank, I’m pregnant. Mr. Gianini: Oh. Okay. What do you want to do? Helen Thermopolis: Marry you. Mr. Gianini: Okay. HELLO!!!!!!!!! Where is the romance in THAT???? “Frank, I’m pregnant, let’s get married.” “Okay.” AAAAACKKKK!!!! How about: Helen Thermopolis: Frank, the seed from your loins has sprung to fruition in my womb. Mr. Gianini: Helen, I have never heard such joyous news in all of my thirty-seven years. Will you do me the very great honor of becoming my bride, my soul mate, my life partner? Helen Thermopolis: Yes, my sweet protector. Mr. Gianini: My life! My hope! My love!(KISS) "

― Meg Cabot , Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5)