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1 " There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course. "
― Meg Cabot , Queen of Babble (Queen of Babble, #1)
2 " Being brave is when you have to do something because you know it is right, but at the same time, you are afraid to do it, because it might hurt or whatever. But you do it anyway. "
― Meg Cabot , All-American Girl (All-American Girl, #1)
3 " Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising. "
― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)
4 " Bite me, Harry Potter. "
― Meg Cabot , Runaway (Airhead, #3)
5 " You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right? "
6 " And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying. "
― Meg Cabot , Abandon (Abandon, #1)
7 " However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies. "
― Meg Cabot , Airhead (Airhead, #1)
8 " Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.And that was only because he was laughing so hard. "
― Meg Cabot , Princess Mia (The Princess Diaries, #9)
9 " And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face. "
― Meg Cabot , Shadowland (The Mediator, #1)
10 " Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants. "
11 " I've never even been to Long Island "
― Meg Cabot , Jinx
12 " Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue? "
13 " It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth. "
14 " And you can't have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon...at lease some of the time "
― Meg Cabot , Queen of Babble Gets Hitched (Queen of Babble, #3)
15 " It’s one thing to protect yourself,” Dad yelled at me during our very next lunch. “That I get. Have I ever told you not to defend yourself? No. But did you have to permanently maim him? I spent all that money on that on that fancy school for girls-not to mention all that money for the shrinks-and what did that get me?”I shrugged. “A seven-figure civil suit? "
16 " And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not just girls. But the voices Joan heard were real. There’s clear and substantiated proof they were real. She won battles that would otherwise have been lost because of what those voices told her in advance of them allowing the French generals to strategize in ways completely different than they did before Joan came along. People’s lives were saved because of what those voices told her. "
― Meg Cabot , Insatiable (Insatiable, #1)
17 " Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. "
― Meg Cabot , The Princess Diaries (The Princess Diaries, #1)
18 " But mom's been depressed ever since her last boyfriend turned out to be a Republican. "
19 " Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever. "
20 " Because when you love something, you want to do it all the time, even if no one is paying you for it. At least that's how I felt about drawing. "
