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1 " There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course. "
― Meg Cabot , Queen of Babble (Queen of Babble, #1)
2 " Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue? "
3 " Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever. "
4 " Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for. "
5 " There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course. "
6 " Maybe you just saw what you wanted to see. Or maybe you justfelt what you wanted to feel. "
7 " Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing. "
8 " Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that? "
9 " It’s so much easier to walk away than it is to have to explain to someone that you never want to see them again. "
10 " There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look. "
11 " You can't turn love on and off like a faucet. "
12 " I hate confrontations. It's so much easier to walk away than it is to explain to someone that you never want to see them again. "
13 " But I’m living proof you don’t have to spend a lot in order to look great. "
14 " It's just that the times I'm wrong don't register in your memory with as much clarity as the times I'm right. "
15 " No one wants to pursue anything creative anymore, because that’s too risky. They may not get the kind of return on the financial investment they’ve made in their education that they think they should. "
16 " But who wants to hang aroundfrat guys ? I want to be with guys who have more on their minds than where the next keg party is. I want to be with guys who care about making this world a better place—the way Andrew does. I want to be with guys who know that what’s important isn’t the size of a girl’s waistband but the size of her heart—like Andrew. I want to be with guys who are able to see past a girl’s outward appearance, and into her soul—like Andrew. "
17 " There are nice, funny totally good-looking guysout there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look. Which is in the ladies' shower of your dorm. "
18 " You’re in Europe. You’re young. Young people have been going to Europe on a shoestring for a hundred years. "
19 " You know", Grandma says, "you could learn a lot from Dr.Quinn. She knows how to make soap from a sheep's guts. And she had twins when she was fifty. Fifty! "
20 " [while toasting] To blow jobs we want back "