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21 " When I got older it started to occur to me that some people are just filled with existential dread, and maybe I’m one of those people too. "
― , The New One: Painfully True Stories from a Reluctant Dad
22 " have the body of someone who’s just about to embark on a robust exercise regimen and then doesn’t. "
23 " I think of prayers like tech support. Unless I get a person live on the phone, I’m not sure it’s getting to anybody. "
24 " A joke without comedic timing is a statement of pure insanity. "