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1 " Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a hammer, suddenly every problem starts to look like a nail. And when the only time you feel relevant is when you claim to be offended, suddenly everything looks offensive. "
― , Inside The Mind of an Introvert
2 " Nobody gives a shit that you're offended. I'm not. And my opinion is more important to me than yours. "
3 " Jesus was a socialist. "
4 " Sin more! Otherwise Jesus died for nothing. "
5 " Christians believe:If you love God you go to heaven.If you don't go to heaven, you go to hell.So, if you don't love God, you go to hell.God created everything, including heaven and hell.So he created a torture chamber, in case you don't love him back.Crazy. "
6 " If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist. "
7 " I'm an Epicurean hedonist. The meaning of life is to enjoy my life. "
8 " Dumb people don't know they're dumb. "
9 " The strangest thing about fascism in America today is that American facists are so dumb, they don't even know they're fascists. They don't even know what the word fascism means.They vaguely know that it had something to do with Hitler and the Nazis, but that's it. They have no idea that the first words of the Nazi anthem were "Germany above all else" which was their version of "America first." And the way Nazis demonized jews was no different than the way American fascists demonize liberals. Hitler promised to "make Germany great again." And Hitler denounced the newspapers, which exposed him for what he really was, as "Lügenpresse," which is German for "fake news."If the German Nazi party still existed today, they would look exactly like the Republican party under Trump. Hitler's rallies looked no different than Trump's rallies. And Hitler would absolutely love a well-oiled propaganda outlet like Fox News. "
10 " Yo mama so slutty, Trump still owes her hush money. "
11 " 2020 was such a shitty year, 2020 should replace 666 and 13 as the number that symbolizes evil and misfortune. "
12 " Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life? "
13 " If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is. "
14 " I bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like: "Damn, that name is way cooler. "
15 " What is love? Love is when your heart has a raging boner. "
16 " The lie that abortion is murder is right-wing propaganda designed to demonize Democrats. Abortion is legal all over the world because a fetus without a cerebral cortex cannot think or feel before the 27th week. According to the CDC almost all abortions happen before the 13th week. "
17 " Only the present is real. The past and the future exist only in our imagination. "
18 " Albert Einstein agreed with Karl Marx. That's why Einstein was a socialist too. "
19 " Spirituality is your own imagination.Religion is someone else's imagination.Both are based on nothing more than wishful thinking.Science is the search for evidence-based truth. Very different from wishful thinking. "
20 " If aliens wanted to exterminate us, they wouldn't send a fleet of spaceships or a Deathstar. They'd just send one guy with a deadly virus. "
