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81 " It's not about how many words you write, but how good those words are. "
― , Inside The Mind of an Introvert
82 " I wanna see Trump tell people it's "just the flu" while wearing a face mask. I just wanna see him wear a mask while he tells us it's nothing to worry about. "
83 " Trump's most fanatic supporters will never admit that he is anything less than the Second Coming of Christ, because it is much easier to brainwash someone into being a zealot than it is to make a zealot realize he has been brainwashed. "
84 " Mike Pence, the most anti-science religious fundamentalist in Washington, is now in charge of America's biggest science project ever: finding a cure for the coronavirus. I think we all better start praying. "
85 " Dear Trumptards, so how are you enjoying the beginning of World War 3 so far? Is it all you hoped it would be? "
86 " What if Melania is a Red Sparrow? "
87 " Owning a gun proves "In God we trust" is a lie. If you actually trusted in God, you wouldn't feel like you need a gun. "
88 " Getting fan mail from your readers is one of the greatest feelings in the world. "
89 " Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think. "
90 " Most Christian holidays were Pagan holidays first. Christmas trees and Easter eggs have absolutely nothing to do with Jesus. They are Pagan symbols. Christianity is thinly disguised Paganism. "
91 " Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back. "
92 " If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates? Or does he outsource the job to penis-manufacturing elves? "
93 " Dear millennials: Youth is fleeting. Stupid is forever. "
94 " Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex. "