There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed QUOTES

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There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed QUOTES

1 " So it’s not just your regular Slytherin evil shit—it’s woke Slytherin evil shit. "

― Edgar Cantero , There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

2 " If I were a trapdoor spider, I would be like, ‘Oh, shit—was that a cricket outside just now? Damn, and I was thinking of sexy scenarios with Tom Hiddleston. "

― Edgar Cantero , There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

3 " And if I were in my dress, it doesn’t have pockets either, so once again, thank you, patriarchy. "

― Edgar Cantero , There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

4 " And that’s the last thing you see, for hours of agony, hours of a nightmare you can’t wake from, while the alien mouth vomits digestive enzymes into your bleeding wounds before it can start sucking on your liquefied organs. "

― Edgar Cantero , There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

5 " There was no sign of predators. Exactly as the presence of predators would indicate. "

― Edgar Cantero , There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

6 " True fans should be able to tell each Harry Potter book apart by thickness only. "

― Edgar Cantero , There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

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