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New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep (A Vintage Short Original) QUOTES

1 " but if we’re being 100 percent honest with each other, I really can’t commit to anything once a month. I don’t even get my period once a goddamned month. "

― Samantha Irby , New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep (A Vintage Short Original)

2 " 48. Try to think positively. Can’t. Everything is garbage. 49. Stop talking (so much) shit. See above. "

― Samantha Irby , New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep (A Vintage Short Original)

3 " No, I didn't make it to New York. I fucking love New York, even though my version of the American dream is impossible there and their gross, floppy pizza is like eating someone's post–plastic surgery skin. "

― Samantha Irby , New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep (A Vintage Short Original)