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Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18) QUOTES

Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18) QUOTES

1 " But I guess until somebody invents a computer you plug into your head, we’ll just have to keep going to school. Bummer in the summer! "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

2 " Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. But you have to read the next chapter. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you. "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

3 " Texas. "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

4 " we walked into the lab, Mrs. Yonkers was sitting on top of her desk, and her computer was on her chair. That was weird. You’re supposed to sit on your chair with the computer on your desk. It was also weird that Mrs. "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

5 " I’ll die without junk food. "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

6 " computer thought about it for a few seconds, and then it showed us a pig joke: "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

7 " spiff "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

8 " Q: WHY DO PIGS GO OINK? A: BECAUSE FIREMEN BANANA STOMACH PITCHFORK! "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

9 " Everything is bigger in Texas, "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)

10 " But it won’t be easy! "

― Dan Gutman , Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! (My Weird School, #18)