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1 " But I’m the professor! This is my class! Show some respect!” “Okay, "
― James Patterson , I Funny: School of Laughs: (I Funny, #5)
2 " The library will remain the school’s number one information resource center, where everybody is free to study anything and everything they want. "
3 " shoulders to the mat, and hold him there for a count of three! "
4 " Be kind, because everyone you meet could be fighting a hard battle you know nothing about. "
5 " Funnie "
6 " Today’s lesson?” I say. “The history of slapstick.” “You want me to slap you with a stick?” says Stevie. "
7 " They shouldn’t be in here daydreaming and thinking on their own! "
8 " Most guys never know when a girl is truly interested in them.” Gilda gives me a funny, eyebrows-raised look. I don’t know why. "
9 " Hey, I might’ve blown two classes. But you know what they say: The third time’s the charm! "
10 " Gilda gives me a funny, eyebrows-raised look. I don’t know why. "
11 " Heck, I’ve even received spam e-mails telling me I can lose all the weight I want in five days "
12 " For instance, atoms. Seriously. When was the last time you heard a guy on TV joking about protons, neutrons, and electrons? "
13 " If you haven’t gotten to that part in science class yet, atoms change their charge from negative to positive when they lose an electron. "
14 " Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? "
15 " I’ll out-Google Google! "
16 " Our five-hundred-plus library-loving comedians march down the halls behind me. "
17 " Bend over! "
18 " bend over, "
19 " Teamwork. It’s what makes the world go ’round.” “Actually,” says Pierce, popping his head up over an astronomy book, “what makes Earth go ’round is conservation of angular momentum. "
20 " A guy comes into the library with an overdue book. The librarian says, ‘This book about amnesia was due four weeks ago!’ The guy says, ‘Really? I forgot. "
