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Tangled (Tangled, #1) QUOTES

Tangled (Tangled, #1) QUOTES

1 " You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?

Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

2 " Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

3 " I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, that
fact makes it even better.
You know who Neil Armstrong is, don’t you?
Now tell me who the second guy was. Hell, tell me any other guy you know who made it to the
moon after him. You can’t, can you? That’s why this is such a rush.
She’ll never forget this.
She’ll always remember…me.
Maybe that’s chauvinistic and egotistical, but it’s the truth.

-Drew Evans "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

4 " Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

5 " You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

6 " Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

7 " These are her accomplishments. Challenges she's lived through. Shithead was just along for the ride. In the background. Like wallpaper. You can change the color of the walls anytime, and it might look different, but the room's still the same. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

8 " And another thing - don't get too comfortable. Take chances. Don't be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you're happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

9 " For God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? Give me a frigging break! "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

10 " Why do women always do this? Why are they so eager to blame themselves when someone treats them like sh*t? A guy would take a cheese grater to his tongue before admitting he screwed up. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

11 " She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”

"That’s my girl. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

12 " Assume nothing. Even if you think you know everything. Even if you’re sure that you’re right. Get confirmation. That whole “ass” cliché about assuming? It’s right on the money. And if you’re not careful, it could end up costing you the best thing that’s ever going to happen to you.
And another thing—don’t get too comfortable. Take chances. Don’t be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you’re happy. Even if you think life is happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

13 " Women fall in love quicker than men. Easier and more often. But when guys fall? We go down harder. And when things go bad? When it's not us who ends it? We don't get to walk away.
We crawl. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

14 " Baby, if you let me take you out of here, I’ll give the word pleasure a whole new meaning." - Drew Evans "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

15 " Mackenzie raises her hand proudly. “I have a bagina.”
I smirk. “Yes, you do sweetheart. And someday, it’s gonna help you rule the world. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

16 " It’s simple guy logic: If a woman is angry? It means she cares. If you’re in a relationship and a chick can’t even be bothered to yell at you? You’re screwed. Indifference is a woman’s kiss of death. It’s the equivalent of a man not interested in sex. In either case—it’s over. You’re done. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

17 " Newsflash, ladies: We can’t read your thoughts. And frankly, I’m not entirely sure I’d want to. The female mind is a scary place to be. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

18 " It makes me want to kiss her and strangle her at the same time. I’ve never been into S&M. But I’m beginning to see its benefits. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

19 " Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra. "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)

20 " I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS, but lots of guys have a thing for Ariel. You know, from The Little Mermaid? I’ve never been into her myself, but I can understand the attraction: she fills out her shells nicely, she’s a redhead, and she spends most of the movie unable to speak.
In light of this, I’m not too disturbed about the semi I’m sporting while watching Beauty and the Beast—part of the homework Erin gave me. I like Belle. She’s hot. Well…for a cartoon, anyway. She reminds me of Kate. She’s resourceful. Smart. And she doesn’t take any shit from the Beast or that douchebag with the freakishly large arms.
I stare at the television as Belle bends over to feed a bird. Then I lean forward, hoping for a nice cleavage shot…
I’m going to hell, aren’t I? "

― Emma Chase , Tangled (Tangled, #1)