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1 " I think the reward of you is worth the risk. "
― Jen Frederick , Jockblocked (Gridiron, #2)
2 " You can't stop me from liking you. It's just a thing. Like the sun rising and the tides coming in. "
3 " Masters: Situation appears dire. Look around. Do you see any adults?Me: My ball size indicates I’m the adultest thing here. Me: I haven’t been rejected this hard since I tried to block the punt in that game against OSU last semester.Masters: My wife says rejection is good for you. Makes you mentally tough.Me: You love saying that phrase “my wife.”Masters: You bet your fat ass I do.Me: You don’t think it’s completely strange that you’re 21 and acting like a Taylor Swift song?Masters: Bro, sorry you feel left out. Stop by later and I’ll give you a hug.Me: Fuck off.Masters: I have MY WIFE to do that for me. Thanks, though. Hug still stands. I’ll even let you smell me. MY WIFE says I smell delicious.Me: I’ve smelled you before, which is why I’m not sure how you convinced Ellie to marry you. She must have defective olfactory senses.Masters: Me and MY defective WIFE will be getting it on tonight. While u have only Rosie Palm.Me: Don’t worry. I get plenty of variety. Left-hand Laura sometimes steps in.Masters: Heard you were out with Josie Weeks. Be careful. She eats little linebackers like you for breakfast.And the fact that I don’t even want to make a sexually charged comeback tells me exactly how I feel about Josie. Hope she doesn’t mind being just study partners. "
4 " Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. I’m an only child. I don’t like to share. Won’t share. Don’t believe in sharing. "
5 " Hammer continues as if I haven’t said a word. “According to these Tantric sex gurus, you can make a girl come just by breathing on her.”I raise a skeptical eyebrow. “Breathing? I don’t think any woman is having an orgasm even if I gusted tornado winds into her pussy.”“Not with that attitude you won’t. "
6 " Now it’s my turn to be offended. “You said it was a study group.”“And you believed me?”“Why wouldn’t I?” Hell, maybe I shouldn’t venture outside the Gas Station. It’s too complex out here. “This is college, and study groups do exist. A lot. College is to study groups as libraries are to books. They go together. "
7 " His word is law, and his verbal beat downs are the kind where you just lie down in an awkward position and hope he maybe feels weird as he fucks you. "
8 " I would have swallowed,” she says in a slightly piqued tone.“I know, Goldie.” I sigh. I pull off my own T-shirt and regretfully wipe off the come. “But I don’t know what the carb content of my stuff is, and I didn’t want to fuck up your glucose measurements. "
9 " Jersey chasers are a dime a dozen, always willing to take a ride on the football side, but you’ve got to be careful with the overly eager ones, the ones who aren’t just trying to make a trophy outta you, but a fuckin’ Lifetime Achievement award. As in, poking holes in condoms and look at that, you’re a baby daddy. I don’t know if Josie falls into that latter category, but she’s a little too eager for my taste. "
10 " Hammer: Where are u? The chicks at the Gas Station are so hot tonight. It’s like winter doesn’t exist for them. God bless band-aid dresses.Me: Bandage.Hammer: Same thing. Where are u?! Do you think the Christmas break makes these Western girls hotter? I don’t remember them being so fine last semester.Me: How much have u had to drink? It’s only 8.Hammer: Where are u? "
11 " I sigh. “You’re like a really expensive designer purse. I want it but know a) I can’t afford it and b) even if I could I’d be so obsessive about checking the condition that I wouldn’t even enjoy it. Plus, everyone else would want to touch it, hold it. Someone might even want to steal it, and that’d be a certain kind of stress I wouldn’t want to deal with. "
12 " And seriously, when did I become the omelet chef in this scenario? I’m not sure I even want to be captain, dammit. Responsibility makes the back of my neck itch. I’d much rather be one of the happy, oblivious sheep than the stressed-out shepherd who has to guide them. "
13 " I raise a skeptical eyebrow. “Breathing? I don’t think any woman is having an orgasm even if I gusted tornado winds into her pussy.” “Not with that attitude you won’t. "
