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141 " Stories are invented as you go along... "
― Orson Scott Card
142 " My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. "
― Chuck Palahniuk , Choke
143 " This is the sixty-nine," I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers -- two of them -- on the action, so that he would not overlook it. " Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?" he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. " It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor." " What did people do before 1969?" " Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus. "
144 " I have tutored Little Igor to be a man of this world. For example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine three days yore, so that he should be appraised of the many positions in which I am carnal. 'This is sixty-nine,' I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers--two of them--on the action, so that he would not overlook it. 'Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?' he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. 'It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor.' 'What did people do before 1969?' 'Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus. "
― Jonathan Safran Foer , Everything Is Illuminated
145 " Achi used to say that, for a woman, sex was her greatest strength. Morality was nothing but a chain invented by man to enslave women. "
― Anand Neelakantan , The Rise of Sivagami (Baahubali: Before the Beginning, #1)
146 " People sin, Lena. People in love sin a lot. God invented sex. He knows how it works "
― Joshilyn Jackson , Gods in Alabama
147 " I think the Big Bang theory must have been invented by a man. A woman would have wanted it to take longer and insisted on a commitment. "
― Cassandra Danz , Mrs. Greenthumbs: How I Turned a Boring Yard Into a Glorious Garden and How You Can, Too
148 " Soap wasn't invented until the Romans, who also invented interesting sex. (Since my editor informs me that a gardening book is not a proper venue for discussions of interesting sex, I will go into this topic in more detail when I write my private memoirs, 'A Petunia Named Desire'). "
149 " One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks. "
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
150 " Her eyes are shining; she’s excited now, ready to go. For a moment, standing in the fuzzy haze of sunlight still penetrating the blinds, she appears to be glowing, as though lit up by some internal flame. And now I know why they invented words for love, why they had to: It’s the only thing that can come close to describing what I feel in that moment, the baffling mixture of pain and pleasure and fear and joy, all running sharply through me at once. "
― Lauren Oliver , Delirium (Delirium, #1)