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161 " I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. " I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was a librarian by day, a call girl by--" I stopped him with a quick lift of an eyebrow. " If you finish that sentence, we cannot be friends. "

162 " When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. "

― Steven Wright

163 " Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry
Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry.
Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's not what I meant Don't you have any shame
Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed Yes I'm ashamed to be seen with you shouting in public.
Kyo Sohma: Oh that's it We're taking this outside
Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed We ARE outside you stupid cat. "

― Natsuki Takaya

164 " You're in a rather odd mood today." I'm soaking wet, Eloise." No need to snap at me about it, I didn't force you to walk across town in the rain." It wasn't raining when I left," . There was something about a sibling that brought out the eight-year-old in a body.I'm sure the sky was gray," Clearly, she had a bit of the eight-year-old in her as well. "

165 " Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack. "

― Sara Humphreys , Unleashed (The Amoveo Legend, #1)

166 " Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. "

― Sherrilyn Kenyon , Infinity (Chronicles of Nick, #1)

167 " But he is an Italian," was Umberto's sensible reply. " He doesn't care if you break some law a little bit, as long as you wear beautiful shoes. Are you wearing beautiful shoes? Are you wearing the shoes I gave you?...principessa?" I looked down at my flip-flops. " I guess I'm toast. "

168 " I suddenly realize that I'm naked, which shouldn't bother me since it's the phone, but for some reason it does. " How's it hanging?" Kyra asks and now I think I'm blushing. It's just an expression, but jeez! "

169 " Actually, I came because I have a last-minute invitation. My friend Erika Gill is having a big party tomorrow night, one of those all-out birthday bashes that girls like. Want to go?" ----------------------------------------" No. Sorry." " Since it's a catered thing, at a restaurant, I'll pick you up at- what did you say?" " I'm sorry. I can't do it." ----------------------------------------" You're busy?" " I just can't do it," I said. "

170 " But you have said it too often, Mr. Benedict!" said Mrs. Perumal in an imperious tone that was quite out of character. " And if you continue in this vein, I'm afraid we'll be compelled to cut our visit short. Surely there are other establishments that would host an entire troup of guests - indefinitely and without reward - and not feel obliged to apologize for it! "

171 " Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head?
Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes.
Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off!
Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now. "

― , Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)

172 " The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. "

― Jodi Picoult , Salem Falls

173 " Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, " Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend some up-close and personal time with ninety pounds of barbarian woman-flesh! Sorry, I don't know how much that is in kilos. "

174 " The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. " I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. "

175 " Says O'Sullivan to me, " Mr. Fay, I'll have a word wid yeh?" " Certainly," says I; " what can I do for you?" " Sell me your sea- boots, Mr. Fay," says O'Sullivan, polite as can be. " But what will you be wantin' of them?" says I. " 'Twill be a great favour," says O'Sullivan. " But it's my only pair," says I; " and you have a pair of your own," says I. " Mr. Fay, I'll be needin' me own in bad weather," says O'Sullivan. " Besides," says I, " you have no money." " I'll pay for them when we pay off in Seattle," says O'Sullivan. " I'll not do it," says I; " besides, you're not tellin' me what you'll be doin' with them." " But I will tell yeh," says O'Sullivan; " I'm wantin' to throw 'em over the side." And with that I turns to walk away, but O'Sullivan says, very polite and seducin'-like, still a-stroppin' the razor, " Mr. Fay," says he, " will you kindly step this way an' have your throat cut?" And with that I knew my life was in danger, and I have come to make report to you, sir, that the man is a violent lunatic. "

176 " Simon turned to Jordan, who was lying down across the futon, his head propped against one of the woven throw pillows. " How much of that did you hear?" " Enough to gather that we're going to a party tonight," said Jordan. " I heard about the Ironworks event. I'm not in the Garroway pack, so I wasn't invited." " I guess you're coming as my date now." Simon shoved the phone back into his pocket. " I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that," said Jordan. " We'd better get you something nice to wear, though," he called as Simon headed back into his room. " I want you to look pretty. "

177 " I am who I say I am,
I'm not some fantasy
of how you think you think you know
or who I ought to be.
I am a girl who is growing up
in my own sweet time,
I am a girl who knows enough
to know this life is mine.
I am this and I am that and
I am everything in-between.
I'm a dreamer, I'm a dancer,
I'm a part-time drama queen.
I'm a worrier, I'm a warrior,
I'm a loner and a friend,
I'm an outspoken defender
of justice to the end.
I'm the girl in the mirror
who likes the girl she sees,
I'm the girl in the gypsy shawl
with music in her knees.
I'm a singer and a scholar,
I'm a girl who has been kissed.
I'm a solver of equations
wearing bangles on my wrist.
I am bigger than i ever knew,
I am stronger than before,
I am every girl I have ever been,
and all that are in store.
I am who I say I am.
I'm not some fantasy.
I am the me I am inside.
I am who
I chose
to be. "

― James Howe

178 " You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. " No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry." " How do you make girls cry, exactly?" George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, " My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence. "

179 " Something about this made Reynie uneasy. Had he done so badly? Was this meant to test his courage? He did as he was told, closing his eyes and bracing himself as best he could." Why are you flinching?" the pencil woman asked." I don't know. I thought maybe you were going to slap me." " Don't be ridiculous. I could slap you perfectly well with your eyes open. I'm only going to blindfold you. "

180 " No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad." -Nastasya "