" I was busy perusing the suicide notes and waiting for Belvedere's water to finish its treatment when I heard a thud from Cookie's office. Then a mousy squeak. The a throaty moan.
"Cookie," I said, wiggling my fingers at Belvedere to get him acquainted to with our strange ways, "are you masturbating?"
"No, I got a paper cut."
Oh, I didn't see that coming. "
― Darynda Jones , Seventh Grave and No Body (Charley Davidson, #7)
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"No, I got a paper cut."
Oh, I didn't see that coming." style="width:100%;margin:20px 0;"/>