" Have you ever drunk Zombies? It’s kind of muddy-coloured. I would advise you to do it. It’s an extraordinary concept: you get drunk from the bottom up. You’re perfectly lucid, talking away: ‘Oh yeah, been there. Yeah. Have you got the time? Oh, is that British time …?’ You’re being very terrific, jet-setting and urbane – until you need to go to the toilet and your legs are pissed. ‘Excuse me, I’ll just go to the toilet—’ Crash! And you can’t get up, you see. "

― Billy Connolly , Tall Tales and Wee Stories: The Best of Billy Connolly