" Some people seem to be so afraid of being alone with themselves and their thoughts that they have to be talking to someone on the phone constantly. And talking really, really loudly. It’s as though they’re trying to shout the quiet out of their lives. ‘HELLO? YEAH! I’M ALL RIGHT, HOW ARE YOU?’ And as soon as one call ends, they’re desperately trying to call someone else before the silence settles back. ‘HELLO?’ It’s madness. "

― Billy Connolly , Tall Tales and Wee Stories: The Best of Billy Connolly