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141 " Animals are cute on farms, nauseating in slaughterhouses, tasty on forks ... Evolution. "
― Brian Spellman , We have our difference in common 2.
142 " There's an ad for every vice - that's advice! "
― Brian Spellman , Table Scraps from the Asylum (2)
143 " Since when does equal opportunity guaranty equal results? "
― Brian Spellman
144 " On the plus side, life doesn't add up. "
― Brian Spellman , If the mind fits, shrink it
145 " Treat other sadomasochists as you would treat yourself. "
146 " Dishonesty is the best insurance policy. "
147 " Now I lay me down to sweeps, my Nielsen monitoring sold to keep. If I should die before I wake, display my wake at station break. "
148 " Nice days are more unsafe. There are more of them. "
149 " The whole is less than the sum of its assholes. "
150 " It's a typical atypical day. "
151 " News about fakes is fake news. "
152 " The USA celebrates equality and ranks it accordingly. "
153 " Anonymity beats fame. You cannot undo fame. "
154 " I chase my dreams through nightmares. "
155 " A Communications Major is someone who cannot read or write but fumbles his BS in football. "
156 " I'll pass on the take-backs and take on the do-overs. "
157 " Self-Talk and Prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to an oath in The White House. Does this make you nuts too? The outfit your sanity seeking political asylum at my house. "
158 " Life imitates art and art imitates life until imitation imitates imitation - Reality TV. "
159 " An astronomer said, "Brian, the Big Bang was once a point of infinite density and you were in that point." "You saw me? "
160 " Disgust is in the earwax of the beholder. "