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1 " All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others. "
― Brian Spellman
2 " Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity. "
3 " If the mind fits, shrink it. "
― Brian Spellman , Cartoonist's Book Camp
4 " My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead. "
― Brian Spellman , If the mind fits, shrink it
5 " When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer. "
6 " Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to an oath in the White House. Does this make you nuts too? Then outfit your sanity seeking political asylum at my house. "
7 " I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse. "
8 " If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry. "
9 " They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it? "
10 " Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing. "
11 " I awoke to a daymare. Life. "
12 " Where have you been all of your life? "
13 " Life is short unless agony is long. "
14 " If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once? "
15 " Kindness knows no kind. "
16 " There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy. "
17 " Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else. "
― Brian Spellman , We have our difference in common 2.
18 " If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything. "
19 " Months after my wrists ripping, a talk therapist referred to the act as self-hatred. Until then nobody had said this to me. Did everyone presume that I already knew so? People say it all the time. It’s safer to draw this conclusion. Throw in cowardice and you have an insulated public. I was not enraged at all. I was panic stricken. How could I hate myself for wanting to stop such physical sickness and terror? Mine was an act of caretaking, compassion, love. You cannot share this insight with therapists because they think such encourages recurrence. Have you ever stopped diarrhea with a prayer? If you have to go, you go. If you have to die, you die. "
20 " Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that. "
