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121 " Hollywood: A people with great personaality. "
― Brian Spellman , We have our difference in common 2.
122 " The shot glass is half smashed. "
― Brian Spellman , If the mind fits, shrink it
123 " Psychiatrists urge me to take my tranquilizers. When I don't they become agitated. I take their pills to calm them down. "
124 " I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure. "
125 " My psychiatrist diagnosed me as a hypochondriac. I said, "Okay, can you prescribe me a placebo?" He said, "No, Type 2 Hypochondriacs like you would just fake faking. Then we'd have a real problem. "
126 " Honest, I'm a liar. Believe me? "
127 " The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room. "
128 " That's the thing about art. Nothing is for everybody. "
129 " Ninety percent if life is fifty percent indecisive. The rest is confusing. "
130 " I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Compulsory Free Speech... "
131 " Wait now or wait, wait later. "
― Brian Spellman , Cartoonist's Book Camp
132 " War makes persons special, peoples cheap. "
133 " You know what they say. They? "
134 " If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. If there's one thing I won't tolerate, it's misteaks. "
135 " I remembered that I forgot ... something. "
136 " The upside to living alone is that I'm the boss; the downside, I have to boss myself around a lot. "
137 " It's a free country. Inmates once bought this. Thus, they're inmates. "
138 " I'm asocial - don't wanna go to a social or antisocial. "
139 " If sensing of yourself so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense ... sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity. "
― Brian Spellman
140 " Miserly loves companies. "