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141 " If everything Fox News says about liberals were actually true, I'd hate liberals too. "
― , Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Finding Happiness in Los Angeles (How The Great American Opioid Epidemic of The 21st Century Began, #3)
142 " Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck. "
― , American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America
143 " The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: "Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me! "
― , Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
144 " Being religious doesn't mean you're righteous. It just means you're gullible. "
145 " How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her? Or was God Christianity's first rapist? "
― , Inside The Mind of an Introvert
146 " Media censorship is a prohibition of words and pictures. The war on drugs is a complete failure, and so is the American war on words. When you forbid a word, you give it power. Self-proclaimed rebels will use words like shit or fuck, simply to shock and sound cool. "
― , Bad Choices Make Good Stories - The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers (How the Great American Opioid Epidemic of The 21st Century Began #2)
147 " There's a big overlap between conspiracy theorists, racists, gun nuts, doomsday preppers, fans of the rapture and poor white Republicans. They all have one thing in common: They feel like the oppressed underdogs. "
148 " A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips are too big or two small. Let me put your fears to rest: There is no such thing as an ugly pussy. "
― , Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones Can Teach Us About Relationships
149 " Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat? "
150 " The sad thing is, Trump's minions have no idea how dumb they sound when they repeat his lies as if they were true. "
― , How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book
151 " People don't believe in God because it's true, but because they were the victims of early childhood indoctrination. "
152 " Democrats suck at coming up with catchy propaganda slogans, because they don’t think like Nazis. "
153 " North Korea, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, isn't democratic. The Nazis, the National Socialists, weren't socialists. And America isn't the land of the free. It's all just clever nationalist marketing. "
154 " The NRA brainwashes you into believing that you need to buy a bunch of guns, to protect yourself from all the people with guns. "
155 " The Wall is nothing more than a talking point Trump uses to trigger his racist and xenophobic base. MAGA minions have been brainwashed by Nazi propaganda techniques to see foreigners as evil monsters who want to exterminate white America, and Trump as their protector who was sent by God. "
156 " Sometimes conspiracy theories are true. Most of the time they're not. "
157 " Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see if it exists. Because that means people out there are getting off on it. So I googled Nazi porn. Yupp. It exists. Then I googled goldfish porn. Yupp. Found it. Someone out there finds sex with goldfish arousing. Fart porn. Yes, that's a thing too, and it brings someone somewhere great pleasure. Stormtrooper porn. Yes, the force is strong with that one. And it's not even a Saturday Night Live parody. It's literally hardcore porn, featuring men dressed in Stormtrooper outfits. With surprisingly high production values. "
158 " Would three boobs be better than two? "
159 " Have you noticed all the misogynistic teenage Trump trolls online? What does it say about the Trump era that young incels feel nothing but hatred for women and can't find it in their heart to say one kind thing about a female? What happened to this country? "
160 " When historians in the future ask a really old version of me about this pandemic, I’m gonna tell them that Trump’s MAGA minions were the only ones who had no idea what was happening, while the rest of America stared into the abyss. "