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101 " The problem with Trump voters is, they're so dumb, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They just assume nobody else knows more about evolution or global warming than they do. If they don't understand how it works, they think nobody understands how it works. "
― , Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Finding Happiness in Los Angeles (How The Great American Opioid Epidemic of The 21st Century Began, #3)
102 " Women use sex to get love. Men use love to get sex. "
― , Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
103 " Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know what angry halfwits do in other countries? They throw potatoes. "
― , Inside The Mind of an Introvert
104 " Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to verbalize it, and let off steam. Maybe all that repressed anger is the reason why there are so many serial killers in America. "
― , Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York (How The Great American Opioid Epidemic of The 21st Century Began, #1)
105 " In America, people with pre-existing mental health issues have access to firearms but not healthcare. Thanks, Republicans! "
106 " The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds. "
107 " Guns are useless against a tyrannical government with tanks and drones. "
― , American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America
108 " It's so exhausting, so mentally and emotionally draining when you care about a drug addict and they never miss an opportunity to disappoint, manipulate or hurt you. "
109 " People in a cult don't know they're in a cult. But everyone else can tell. "
― , Inside The Mind of an Introvert (Introvert Comics Book 1)
110 " What is the meaning of life? Why are we here?Philosophers have pondered that question for centuries. I'm afraid the answer is disappointingly simple: Mating. That's it.Christians seem to think that life is a test, and that the goal is to get into Heaven. But that's like saying your job is to get a promotion. No, your job is to work. And then, if you worked hard, then you get promoted. Heaven is supposed to be a reward or promotion, for a job well done. And what's our job? "Be fruitful and multiply." We are here to mate and procreate. That's it. That's all there's to it. That's the meaning of life. Mating. "
111 " Mating has been programmed into our DNA. And that programming always influences our interaction with the opposite sex, whether we like to admit it or not. "
112 " Did you ever think one day you'd live through a global pandemic, with a doomsday virus, and the Joker is president? Sounds like a bad made-for-TV scifi movie. "
113 " Republicanism is a corrupt ideology that celebrates extreme selfishness and greed. It's all about me me me. Trump's MAGA minions simply don't care that global warming is real, as long as it doesn't affect them personally. Why should they care if the planet burns after they're dead? "
― , How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book
114 " You're confusing weather with climate. When it's cold in the winter, that's weather. When it's cold in Alaska, that's climate. "
115 " Have you heard of the 'Deaths of Despair' epidemic in rural America? The quality of life in Republican-run red states is so bad, rednecks are literally killing themselves because they'd rather be dead than live in a Republican state for another day. "
116 " There is now a real possibility that Trump will pardon Tiger King and then Tiger King will campaign for Trump. That could actually happen. That is Trump's America. If countries were TV shows, America would be Tiger King. BadChoices.us "
117 " First you make people believe they have a problem, and then you sell them the solution. That's how advertising works. Every snake oil salesman knows that. "
118 " I liked the ending of The Sopranos. The screen suddenly went black. In the middle of a scene. Without any of the plotlines being resolved. That's what real life is like. Everything keeps going, until someone turns off the lights and you're dead. And even then the story continues, without you. There is no such thing as a happy ending. "
119 " While the senate goes on spring break during a deadly pandemic, they're telling us peasants to go back to work, because the billionaires need more billions. "
120 " I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. "