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41 " Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart. "
― Louise Rennison , Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #4)
42 " I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. "
― Louise Rennison , Withering Tights (Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, #1)
43 " Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!'And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants. Also, I did this brilliant thing-I danced in the front window just for a second whilst Mr. Across the Road was drawing his curtains. He will never be sure if he saw a mirage or not. That is the kind of person I am. Not really the kind of person who goes and raises elks in Whakatane. "
44 " HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! "
― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)
45 " What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend. "
46 " When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made. "
― Louise Rennison , Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #3)
47 " You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets! "
― Louise Rennison , Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #6)
48 " Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire? "
49 " He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head. "
50 " I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES??? "
― Louise Rennison , On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #2)
51 " I wonder if it is possible to have two boyfriends. I mean, times are changing. Relationships are more complicated. In France men always have mistresses and wives and so on. Henri probably has two girlfriends. He would laugh if you told him you just had one. He would say, 'C'est tres, tres tragique.' "
52 " Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon.I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows? "
― Louise Rennison , Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)
53 " Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus "
54 " Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!''I don't know, a bowl?''Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! "
55 " Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who? "
56 " P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way. "
― Louise Rennison , Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #10)
57 " Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do. "
58 " When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. "
59 " As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard. "
60 " And that's when it fell off in my hand "
― Louise Rennison , Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #5)