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Louise Rennison QUOTES

Louise Rennison QUOTES

1 " He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. "

― Louise Rennison , Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #4)

2 " Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. "

― Louise Rennison , Stop in the Name of Pants! (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #9)

3 " I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers. "

― Louise Rennison , Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #5)

4 " When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour - I had a horrible time. Everyone laughed at first but then more or less ignored me. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself but things kept crashing to the floor around me. The host asked if I would sit down. I had a go at that but it was useless. In the end I was at the gate for about an hour before Dad arrived. "

― Louise Rennison , Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)

5 " Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out of her bum-oley with such force that she lifted off my knee - like a hovercraft. Even she looked surprised by what had come out of her. "

― Louise Rennison , On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #2)

6 " Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you. "

― Louise Rennison , Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #5)

7 " I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up and in peak condition for a snogging fest. "

― Louise Rennison , Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #5)

8 " And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

9 " Boys are like elastic bands. It doesn't mean that boys are made of elastic, which is a plus because nobody wants a boyfriend made out of rubber. On the other hand, if they were made out of rubber, you could save yourself a lot of time and effort and heartache by just rustling one up out of a car tire. Boys are different from girls. Girls like to be cozy all the time but boys don't. First of all, they like to get all close to you like a coiled-up rubber band, but after a while, they get fed up with being too coiled and need to stretch away to their full stretchiness. Then, after a bit of on-their-own strategy, they ping back to be close to you. So in conclusion on the boy front, you have to play hard to get and also let them be elastic bands. "

― Louise Rennison , On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #2)

10 " So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian. "

― Louise Rennison

11 " Oh, Blimey O'Riley's pantyhose....What is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on. 'What light doth through yonder window break?' It's the bloody moon, for God sake, Will, get a grip! "

― Louise Rennison , Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #4)

12 " Apparently if you want to get a boy to like you, you go sort of mysterious and icy and cool. That’s what my cousin said and she has loads of boyfriends and snogging-type experiences. "

― Louise Rennison , A Midsummer Tights Dream (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, #2)

13 " My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up? "

― Louise Rennison , A Midsummer Tights Dream (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, #2)

14 " As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that. "

― Louise Rennison , Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)

15 " Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow. God alone knows how the Dalai Lama copes on a daily basis. He must get up at dawn. Actually, I read somewhere that he does get up at dawn. "

― Louise Rennison , Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)

16 " Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. "

― Louise Rennison , On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #2)

17 " Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him. "

― Louise Rennison , Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #10)

18 " Biology
The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be?

An hour later
That was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight. "

― Louise Rennison , Love Is a Many Trousered Thing (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #8)

19 " I whispered to Jas, "I hope they haven't got a cat," and she said, "Don't you mean a dog?" and I said, "Have you met Angus? "

― Louise Rennison , Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)

20 " A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger. "

― Louise Rennison , Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #5)