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1 " No good can ever come from naming your daughter Heather, just saying. It's like you're asking for the kid to pull a Winona Ryder at some point. It's like, geez, Karen. Watch the dang movie before slapping the name on an innocent baby. "
― Susan Hawke , Rules to Ignore (Davey's Rules, #7)
2 " No Honey, I'm from a town so deep in the south that sushi is still called bait> "
― Susan Hawke , How Not to Blend (Lovestrong #1)
3 " buds. I’m just not much of a fan of organized religion. I hate the way Christians use the Bible to hurt people.” Gabe smiled gently as he took the wine from me. “Fair "
― Susan Hawke , How Not to Sin (Lovestrong #3)
4 " he was able to get deeper than he had before so that Darth-Vader-helmet-shaped head of his cock rubbed against my prostate with every thrust. "
5 " A.A. Milne, the guy who wrote Winnie the Pooh, said this one. ‘How lucky I am to have something that makes saying good-bye so hard. "
― Susan Hawke , Making Rules (Davey's Rules #6)
6 " Calm down, babe. I didn't marry you for your money. I married you because I can't read a form, remember "
― Susan Hawke , Abandoning Ship (Valentine's Inc. Cruises, #7)
7 " I don't care about you girls as much, at least there’s something sexy about two girls getting it on. "
8 " make sure you get the one that is numbered with your special couple number. Trust me, you boy/boy couples out there would not want to get a gift with bath bombs and girl massagers. You'd prefer the one meant for you with flavored lube and special toys like vibrating butt plugs or an autographed DVD from a premier gay porn studio. And for you straight couples—I'm sorry—we have vanilla pudding "
9 " Holy ship! That's us! I guess ship happens when you are good people, right? Ship, ship, hooray! "
10 " Yeah! It's finally time for sexy whack-a-mole! "
― Susan Hawke , Uniquely Average
11 " And when the hard choices come up? Go with your gut. The first answer that comes to mind is usually the right one. "
12 " Sammy, that is my exact definition of family. An odd group of weirdos that are always in your corner. "
― Susan Hawke , Rules for Loving (Davey's Rules #8)
13 " He had a funny look on his face—almost like he wanted to sneeze and fart at the same time—that I noticed he got when he came. "
― Susan Hawke , Rules to Obey (Davey's Rules, #5)
14 " Homeless was one letter away from hopeless, which was just as accurate a description. "
― Susan Hawke , Rules for Santa (Davey's Rules #3)
15 " Secondly, have you never seen a Lifetime movie? The stalker never sends a note of apology. That’s like, creepy perv 101. "
― Susan Hawke , How Not to Break (Lovestrong #4)
16 " I wanted to drop to my knees and pay homage to that perfect ass. "
17 " Good-byes are not forever, are not the end. It simply means I'll miss you until we meet again. "
