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1 " Of course, you won't confirm or deny it, which means I'm probably right, since if I was wrong, you'd be gloating about it. "
― Keith R.A. DeCandido , The Zoo Job (Leverage, #2)
2 " If you can't do something smart, do something right. "
― Keith R.A. DeCandido , Serenity
3 " All aspects of honor derive from honesty. A liar cannot truly be honorable, for where is the honor in deception? "
― Keith R.A. DeCandido , The Klingon Art of War
4 " Dean, you've been to Hell, I started the Apocalypse, and we're supposed to be possessed by an archangel and the devil. Now you're being skeptical? "
― Keith R.A. DeCandido , Heart of the Dragon (Supernatural, #4)
5 " Age of the geek, baby! "
6 " Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet."Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything.""Says the man who'd just punch the haystack. "
7 " She's one you *really* care about, isn't she?"Eliot shook his head. "How can you read other people so well, and completely misread me?"Frowning, Sophie asked, "What do you mean?" Looking right into her eyes, Eliot said, "I care about *all* of them. "
8 " You get to help people in ways that I can't even imagine. Hell, *you get to help people.* "
9 " Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, "Hey- in the Navy they teach us to wash up after we take a leak." And the Marine turns around and says, "Yeah? Well, in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands. "
― Keith R.A. DeCandido , Nevermore (Supernatural, #1)
10 " No, he focused on the one thing that he knew would keep him grounded the way the demon said he'd need to be."Take your brother outside as fast as you can - don't look back. Now, Dean, go!" Sam's not dying. Not on my watch. You protect your family no matter what.I'm coming for you, Sammy. Just hold tight.And don't look back.He opened his eyes. Behind him, he could hear Kat's voice muttering an incantation in a language he didn't recognize. It wasn't Latin, certainly. Since it was demon magic, it was probably some language that was even more dead than Latin.The chanting stopped.Dean screamed. "
― Keith R.A. DeCandido , Bone Key (Supernatural, #3)
11 " Back when he was a kid, about eleven years old, he used to go looking for cars that had “No Radio in Car” signs on them. He’d take a removable radio, of a type that was very popular at the time, and throw it as hard as he could at the car window with a note wrapped around it that read, now you have one. "
― Keith R.A. DeCandido
12 " I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients, I can even make sense out of the instruction booklets that come with IKEA furniture, but I can*not* make heads or tails of this nonsense right here. "
13 " The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I don't know'. The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never learn anything. "
14 " What is that *smell*?"Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air. "
15 " He was convinced that the purse was like that stupid phone booth thing on that TV show Hardison liked: bigger on the inside than the outside. "
16 " You people did a good thing.""That's what we do," Nate said quietly. "
17 " What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks! "
18 " The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I do not know'. The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never learn anything. "
― Keith R.A. DeCandido , Cycle of Hatred (World of WarCraft, #1)
19 " And the next time Ash needs a favor, he can go bite me. "
20 " The world tells us what we need to know when we are ready to know it and not before. That's the way of things. "
